I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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