i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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