at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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