we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i dont even know how to be here
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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