He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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