So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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