you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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