is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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