We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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