so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just want nice things and good sex
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
