There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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