Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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