Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
