walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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