He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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