people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
How's work?
Spinning.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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