he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
