doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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