when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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