He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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