right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
