That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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