He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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