do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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