I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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