How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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