Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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