So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He has the fingertips of a God
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