So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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