operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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