Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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