***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she told me i tasted like america
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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