she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
We named our party play list daddy issues
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
