No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
thus making me awesome and them whores
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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