I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize