Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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