come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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