what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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