She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize