Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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