I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
