So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
