let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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