home. puking in laundry basket.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I enjoy the company of your penis
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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