Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wow bdsm is so cute
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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