naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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