No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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