kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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