I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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