He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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