Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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