dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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