she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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