Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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