I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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