just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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